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iPhone’s Unpublished Features

Apple's New iPhone

Apple is set to release the much-hyped iPhone this Friday, June 29. The Onion recently highlighted its most highly anticipated features: 😉

– Nanotechnology enables it to reassemble itself when thrown against wall

– Exclusive link to Google Street View so you can watch yourself using your iPhone at all times

– Takes Polaroids

– When moved from hand to ear, makes Lightsaber sound effects

– Prominent Apple logo

– Reproduces through asexual budding

– Has way, way more PRAM than the last thingy

– Comes with an iPhone hat, so people know you own an iPhone during the brief periods you’re not using it.

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  1. June 23, 2007 at 8:43 pm

    Those guys at the Onion are a bunch of cards. Too bad the prominent Apple Logo is real.

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